Total Medals Earned: 710 (From 101 different games.) Total Medal Score: 8,830 Points
Medals Earned: 42/100 (545/2,000 points)
02 - Choose any incorrect option with Annie the Mermaid
05 - Pick up an extra balloon
02 - Escape the Mario pipe
01 - Eat kid
00B - Use level select
04 - Get the map
02 - Get eaten by a robo-fish
04 - Stab a Bob-Omb
06 - Get hit by a laser
02 - Choose wisely with Annie the Mermaid
00E - Use a continue
03 - Execute the Fatality move
01 - Execute a dash move (shoulder block or jump kick)
04 - Get the compass
01 - Defeat Beardy Barrel
02 - Defeat Jaws
04 - Block an Octorock's projectile rock with your shield
05 - Bonk Amazon on the head before he spits slime blobs at you
05 - Use Rage move on Level 5
04 - Kill all the flurries in the lion key room
06 - Use Rage move on level 6
00A - Watch full intro rising up to main menu
00D - Watch the whole intro where Aboboy is kidnapped
05 - Do each of your slam moves at least once in the match
04 - Regain your throwing sword or throwing beef after losing it
04 - Push a not-so-secret block
05 - Avoid mini-reapers without getting hit by them
04 - Get turned into a snail
04 - Use Rage move on Level 4
02 - Use Rage move on level 2
04 - Get the ladder
05 - Defeat the Amazon with your Rage move
02 - Defeat Big Daddy Boss
04 - Kill Aquamentus
01 - Defeat boss
04 - Kill Manhandla
04 - Get the beef
06 - Defeat Robobobo
06 - Pick up an extra life
04 - Beat Boss (with beef)
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07 - Get Machine Gun
07 - Get Flame Gun
03 - Let Urban Champ guy punch you
07 - Get Lemmings Gun
07 - Kill showering guy
07 - Get Spread Gun
08 - Watch Little Mac win in 3rd round by decision
00F - Watch abobo get sawed to death on continue screen
07 - Use Rage move on level 7
05 - Use a chair on the Amazon
07 - Break out of ice after being frozen
01 - Hit beardy barrel with a barrel
03 - Wait long enough for a cop car to drive by
08 - Use Rage move on level 8
05 - Bonk Reaper on head before he summons mini-reapers
05 - Jump off the top rope
07 - Kill Robocop
01 - Use Rage move on level 1
00C - Click our donate button & consider showing your support
07 - Use the Contra Code properly
01 - Throw kid body
02 - Eat at least 50 enemies
04 - Clear 20 rooms of all enemies
05 - Use all four chairs on the Amazon
01 - Knock boss off conveyer belt
01 - Punt Donkey Kong Jr.
07 - Destroy Krangby
08 - Knock down Little Mac twice in round 1
06 - Defeat Megabobo
04 - Survive after being inflated by Dig Dug
07 - Defeat Krang
05 - Survive the Balloon Fight level without dying once
07 - Kill giant Kirby
08 - Defeat Little Mac in round 1
04 - Beat Boss (without beef)
08 - Put on the Power Glove and defeat Little Mac
06 - Survive Megabobo level without dying once
07 - Survive first Contrabobo level without dying once
07 - Survive second Contrabobo level without dying once
05 - Survive the Balloon Fight level without being hit
07 - Survive both Contrabobo levels without dying once
08 - Defeat Little Mac without being knocked down at all
Medals Earned: 1/3 (5/155 points)
Loser!
You beat this Game!...Awesome!
Medals Earned: 1/30 (5/270 points)
Get killed by the map
Unlock the Dart Gun
Kill 100 Soldiers
Kill 30 Soldiers
Score a double kill with the Ion Cannon equipped
Capture 15 flags
Kill 1 Soldier
Kill 5 soldiers holding a flag
Earn 1000$
Unlock the Rocket Launcher
Unlock the Plasma Gun
Catch a flag in the air
Complete the first mission
Earn 100$
Unlock the Automatic Rocket Launcher
Score a double kill with the Auto. Rocket Launcher equipped
Win a mission in Overdrive mode
Score a Triple Kill
Unlock the Slow Bubble Gun
Get killed by the map 10 times
Control all the control points in a mission at once
Kill 200 Soldiers
Unlock the Ion Cannon
Complete 50% of the missions
Earn 3000$
Unlock all the armor styles
Unlock all the weapons
Complete all the missions
Kill 500 Soldiers
Kill 1000 Soldiers
Medals Earned: 2/3 (15/20 points)
Medals Earned: 16/30 (125/500 points)
Welcome to Asslevania!
Reach level 2.
Don't skip the intro.
Check out NEWGROUNDS.com!
What a pile of buffalo diarrhea!
Welcome back!
FOREVER ALONE!
Check out Sexual-Lobster's page.
Check out RicePirate's page.
Check out JohnnyUtah's page.
Reach level 3
It takes a lick'n...
...and keeps on whip'n.
Get a little head.
Eat a pork chop!
Make the haunted hallway more creepy.
Follow me at NEWGROUNDS!
Follow me on Twitter, so I don't have to shut up!
Watch the whole ending.
Don't skip the meeting with Johnny and Dracula.
Reach level 4.
Find Alucard.
Beat a TIME TRIAL
Find the 1st hidden song.
Thats where I left that!
Never alone...
Beat Time Trial in less than 3 mins.
Beat Dracula!
Reach level 5.
Beat REAL MODE!
Medals Earned: 4/4 (40/40 points)
Activated Wade mode
Ban him at 500 + MPH
Medals Earned: 1/5 (10/160 points)
kill the first boss
find and kill a miniboss
buy somethign in the shop
Kill the second boss
find it
Medals Earned: 1/4 (10/90 points)
Died 20 times in one sitting
Got to da chopper
Beat the game without dying
Medals Earned: 1/11 (5/310 points)
Eat 2
Eat 8
Eat 4
Eat 16
Eat 32
Eat 64
Eat 128
Eat 512
Eat 256
Eat 1204
Medals Earned: 3/6 (85/190 points)
you have initiated a teleportation sequence
you are moving down the corridor
you have accessed the teleportation terminal